Monday 23 July 2012

101 Things to Build in Minecraft



  1. A TNT-powered re-enactment of Space Shuttle Challenger disaster
  2. A giant snickers bar full of bacon
  3. A working guillotine that chops down and destroys anything in its path
  4. A 15,000:1 scale model of Sarah Palin
  5. A working guillotine that chops down and decapitates a 15,000:1 scale model of Sarah Palin
  6. A huge Terminator skeleton with glowing redstone eyes
  7. A ramp that can fire pigs in wheelchairs into the sea
  8. A chicken cannon
  9. A boat that can rescue pigs from the sea
  10. The Great Wall of China MADE WITH SAND
  11. Hadrian's Wall made with DIAMONDS
  12. An obsidian (non-stick) frying pan that cooks anything in it
  13. A gigantic golf course complete with giant bunkers of sand, green fairways and a huge hole that leads down into hell. Because golfers deserve to go to hell, right?
  14. A giant keyboard that plays notes when stepped on
  15. A giant guitar amp that fires pigs from the speaker conewhen the volume is on 11
  16. A stairway to heaven
  17. A Tardis that can actually travel
  18. The ship Nostromo from Alien
  19. A working calculator
  20. A giant drawbridge to your castle
  21. The moon landings
  22. The Batman symbol
  23.  The Titanic, after it hit the ice
  24. A sign with something actually amusing on it
  25. An working iPad, with a browser that just shows Notch spinning in a chair. Ok, that might be a stretch.
  26. A clock powered with redstone that shows the time in the major capitals of the world
  27. A clock powered with redstone that shows the wrong timee in the major capitals of the world - just to fuck with visitors
  28. A gladitorial arena replete with wolves and pigs
  29. The White House
  30. The Taj Mahal
  31. Bin Laden's bunker
  32. Elaborate signs and directions that lead nowhere - another visitor mindfuck
  33. A giant "TREASURE HERE" sign, pointing down to an x in the ground which has absolutely nothing hidden there
  34. A secret room under an elaborate mansion that contains absolutely nothing of value, except some bacon
  35. A light house beacon, powered by redstone
  36. A floating light house beacon nowhere near any land at all
  37. A statue of Notch. Actually fuck that. A statue of Jeb.
  38. A recreation of your own personal home
  39. Your own place of education and/or work populated by zombies
  40. A maze that is impossible to actually complete because you can't be assed making an actually good maze
  41. A sports stadium e.g. the bird's nest from the 2008 Olympics
  42. A ballroom, with wooden floors and galleries populated by cows and zombies
  43. A giant lactating cow
  44. Ask someone in Second Life what they would build. Don't build that, it's probably a dick
  45. A skating rink
  46. The Blackpool Tower
  47. The Eiffel Tower
  48. Statue of Liberty
  49. A vast statue of JC Denton after he's lost all the health in his legs e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3em8HRvjI
  50. The underground zombie tunnels from Dead Rising
  51. Fuck it, the entire mall from Dead Rising
  52. Mel Gibson on a huge cross, suffering
  53. A water elevator
  54. A working train
  55. Anything form http://www.reddit.com/r/roomporn
  56. A grave yard
  57. The prison from Shutter Island, with zombie prisoners
  58. The Hubble Space Telescope
  59. Joddrell Bank
  60. This one is stolen:
    spawn inside a sparse padded room with an unopenable iron door at one end and a wooden door leading to their world on the other, with scrawled messages on the wall imploring themselves to remember their medecine and the door was a lie and the castle and the lake weren't real. The implication being that they were actually a patient in an asylum who would be cured if they stopped losing themselves to an imaginary world of mining and creation
  61. A full-scale model of the ship "Serenity" from Firefly
  62. An arcology from Sim City
  63. A full scale Imperial Destroyer
  64. Monaco race track
  65. The Pentagon. All of it.
  66. A redstone lab
  67. A diamond penthouse
  68. The Las Vegas strip
  69. The Ring of Halo from Halo
  70. Mount Rushmore
  71. Mount Everest
  72. Tower Bridge
  73. A Viking ship
  74. The Death Star
  75. Castle Greyskull
  76. Optimus Prime (or any of your other shitty childhood nostalgia jerkoffs)
  77. A fire truck that shoots water at pigs
  78. A police van full of pigs
  79. A mob spawner tower
  80. A mob grinder
  81. A wishing well
  82. A floating castle in the sky
  83. A metro system connecting all the parts of your world
  84. A Theme Park, with rollercoasters
  85. A water park, with lava instead of water
  86. The island from Lost complete with a cage containing all the writers that regularly pours in hot lava. Because, you know, Lost was a huge piece of pointless shit.
  87. The Wall from Game of Thrones
  88. A spiral tower made of cobblestone
  89. A huge pixel Mario like so:

  90. An underwater ice (diamond) castle
  91. The Guggenheim
  92. An archery range that gives rewards for good shots
  93. The great barrier reef
  94. Make a redstone music box
  95. A piston-driven panic room, with hidden door
  96. A gigantic creeper made out of TNT
  97. A fully working volcano, on a timer, that goes off every X
  98. A zoo, complete with aggressive animals
  99. An ancient Roman Colosseum, aqueduct and gladiator pits. With wolves. And chickens.
  100. An obsidian generator
  101.  Dungeon Keeper 3

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